JJ's Fantasy

Ungodly hour

2011-08-27T16:24:00.001+05:30

Don't talk and don't say a thing, cause your eyes they tell me more than your words

2009-03-24T17:55:00.001+05:30

Thank God Fatty could float cause i definately couldn't

2009-03-24T17:53:00.000+05:30

Fishing!

2009-03-24T17:42:00.001+05:30

2009-03-20T15:01:00.002+05:30

I was teaching Science to some impressional(not)kids, and i ws trying to explain the gravity of the "balance of nature". Since they weren't really getting how important the situation was.....i felt i needed to change tack.

Here is what i came up with.. (censored version....for children)

The Balance of Nature!

When the population one of the three types of living things, consumer, producer, and decomposer, becomes less or more, the other two types of living things, find surviving hard because they are dependent on the other living things.
For example, the producers have stopped producing for some reason and production output is cut. The consumers have less to consume and therefore start dying out since there is nothing to survive on. The decomposers in turn have way too much to decompose and get stressed out and can’t cope.
If the consumer population starts dwindling, the produce produced by the producers becomes way too much and there is no one to eat it so the value of the produce goes down and the producers starting squabbling in frustration and anger. The decomposers get bored because they don’t have much too do, and only start enjoying themselves when the producers start throttling each other.
If the decomposers population gets decreased, the consumers and producers find themselves in the sticky situation of having live with the ill effects of no one to put out the trash. Finding their smelly environment degenerating beyond what they can handle they all commit suicide thus ending the environment all together.
From this true to life example we see how dependent the various living things upon each other and how pitiful their lives would be without the physical, emotional and moral support they glean from each other.

2009-02-24T22:40:00.001+05:30

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

?God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments.These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot.He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.? One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament.? Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats.

Jesus also had twelve opossums.

The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot.? Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

2009-02-24T22:37:00.001+05:30

i just realized (through a email from a concerned and rather wise teen..thanks Sara) that my blog is sentimental and boring.....and though it may reveal my thoughts it is mental and not fit to read therefore not fit to share with the world either...therefore starting with the next post i will interject some better entertainment PTL

2009-02-21T16:09:00.001+05:30

Only through deepest pain do we realise and understand who we are
Only through love do we understand another
Only through giving do we receive freedom

2008-12-30T09:38:00.001+05:30

New Year Resolution No. 1 -
No more tears over the things that have passed me. 2008 is over and out of my mind

2008-12-24T22:53:00.003+05:30

Something Beautiful
Robbie Williams

You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful that day.
A love is getting too cynical
Passion's just physical these days
You analyze everyone you meet
But get no sign, love ain't kind
every night you admit defeat
and cry yourself blind

[Chorus]
If you can't wake up in the morning
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely
Can't control it, try as you might
May you find that love that won't leave you
May you find it by the end of the day
You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely
Something beautiful will come your way

The DJ said on the radio
Life should be stereo, each day
In the past you cast the unsuitable
Instead of some kind of beautiful, you just couldn't wait
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no, no, no
Forgot the time feeling petrified, when they lived alone

[Repeat chorus]

Some kind of beautiful (will come your way)
[x4]

All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no no no
Forgot the time feeling petrified

When they lived alone

2008-12-24T22:52:00.001+05:30

Eman preps up

2008-12-24T22:47:00.002+05:30

Well i guess i was wrong about the forthnight! the day was the 19th December 8:30am.
And little Amelia was born...

Love you tons Amelia, Eman and Lita

2008-12-15T19:11:00.001+05:30

This is a special message to my mum and dad who will be grandparents within a fortnight!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!

Love you so much

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAT!

2008-12-05T11:05:00.004+05:30

Happy birthday to the coolest chick i know...!!!!!!

love you Nat miss you tonz!

have a smashing time, i know you will

2008-11-27T23:10:00.002+05:30

I quite often add quotes and articles from various sources to my blog....but rarely to you get to read some precious jewels that are leftover in my ageing decrepit mind (thank god for that...i can hear you mutter, well i can you should be thanking god for that as some people will testify)
i do however want to keep some semblance of normalacy to my blog (....hmmm perhaps not so easy). So i will restrict my babbling to emergency situations only....hehehe.
Well that was the first one hope you enjoy the ones to come....
Cheers

2008-11-27T23:08:00.000+05:30

Many times in our lives,
We are dropped, crumpled,
And ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
And the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened
Or what will happen,
You will never lose your value

2008-10-23T21:14:00.002+05:30

Hey Sara
This is a post epecially dedicated you. i haven't written you in so long...because i don't want to sit down and write a letter without it being long enough so you can enjoy it....so i out it off over and over......sorry about that. But this is just to say that i am thinking of you and i am glad to recieve a note from you
love you lots

2008-10-13T21:55:00.001+05:30

'I AM Too blessed to be stressed!' The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.

2008-10-10T23:24:00.000+05:30

Tina and I

2008-10-10T23:04:00.002+05:30

Shoba and I at Canopy

2008-10-05T08:52:00.000+05:30

Boeing 747

2008-10-05T08:45:00.000+05:30

Here’s an interesting little excerpt from a book called Built to Last:

In 1965, Boeing made one of the boldest moves in business history: the decision to go forward with the 747 jumbo jet, a decision that nearly killed the company. At the decisive board of directors meeting, Boeing chairman William Allen responded to the comment by a board member that “if the [747] program isn’t panning out, we can always back out.”

“Back out?” stiffened Allen. “If the Boeing Company says we will build this airplane, we will build it even if it takes the resources of the entire company!”

Indeed, as it had with the P-26, B-17, 707, and 727, Boeing became irreversibly committed to the 747—financially, psychologically, publicly. During the 747 development, a Boeing visitor commented, “You know, Mr. Allen, [Boeing has] a lot riding on that plane. What would you do if the first airplane crashed on takeoff?” After a long pause, Allen replied, “I’d rather talk about something pleasant—like a nuclear war.”

2008-08-09T22:00:00.000+05:30

2008-08-09T21:57:00.000+05:30

to day is Ho's birthday.........hahhaah ho ho ho ho and his toe....may he count his toes forever more.

2008-07-31T19:21:00.000+05:30

Believe it folks

2008-07-26T01:38:00.000+05:30

I have been here in bangalore 2 years and 1 week.......and it has been great I guess. I miss Delhi a ton though.....but i am happy here!!!!.

I hope there will be many more happy years

2008-07-05T22:32:00.000+05:30

I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all: but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still posess...Martin Luther

2008-06-27T19:30:00.000+05:30

Jimmy hearing from the Lord (a bit too late)

2008-06-27T19:28:00.000+05:30

This is my lil bro...asyou can see he is desperate for water

A Punjabi well. He that drinketh from this well shall thirst again

i'm an aunty

2008-06-27T19:15:00.000+05:30

I'm so proud of my bro....who is replenishing the earth(albeit slowly.....one life at a time)honestly it is too cool.
i am just hoping he'll post some stuff on his blog so i can admire my new fam.........and here is a picture of the happy individuals (they may not look happy i know but they are i can sense there deep satisfaction and joy....bursting from their worried expressions)

starting my blog

2008-06-27T19:13:00.000+05:30

So yeah i have decided to keep a blog....might write down my life story...or i'll just fill it with pics to keep you entertained